Pig on the Road
Well hello there, little Agnes Pig. That IS a fine motorcycle! Yes, yes it is! I picked her up at the annual Pig and Motor Fair. Isn’t Mrs Barley Hayvidson […]
Well hello there, little Agnes Pig. That IS a fine motorcycle! Yes, yes it is! I picked her up at the annual Pig and Motor Fair. Isn’t Mrs Barley Hayvidson […]
Hello Agnes! You must be one around now. You’re officially a BIG pig! I sure am! Though I’m only big in terms of age. If we’re talking stature I’m slender […]
Hi Shelagh! How are you? Oh hello, consumer. I guess I can spare you five minutes. That’s kind of you. I’m just wondering, what with all your plush pig beds and wooden nesting […]
Okay pigs, take your places! Our April 2015 Apple Eating Contest is now OPEN! Ready… steady… go! Shelagh: Go? Now? I started ten seconds ago. I’m halfway through already. Alice: […]
Hey Donna! How’s it going? Sigh. Here I am again… the bucket of doom… I wonder if I’ll make it out alive. It was touch and go last time. It doesn’t […]
Hi Alice, what did you call me for? I want you to help me with some marketing and promotion. Say whaaat? That is totally not what I was expecting. I […]
Hello Alice, what are you doing? It’s Mothers’ Day! I bought flowers for Mummy Pig, because she’s, you know, well she’s my mother. Look! What lovely colours! She’ll love them. […]
Hey there Agnes! What ya doing? Morning! I’m just hanging out in my favourite place. Sorry, there’s no space for you. Oh, that’s too bad. And don’t try to be […]
Morning Pigs! I hope you are enjoying the Chinese New Year holiday. Are you looking forward to Year of the Sheep / Goat? Shelagh: Umm … sheep or goat? What […]
Kung Hei Fat Choi! Agnes: Happy New Year human. Now hand over the cash. Do guinea pigs get red packets? I’m pretty sure it’s not a Chinese custom to give […]